Here is my sad sad tale:
After starting the Choco-sock for the fourth and final time, this time testing my gauge, using the Jaywalker pattern (thanks Guinifer) and swearing I'll never frog this one again - fate stepped in.
Luke Skywalker here, pulled the needles out to use as little light sabers. He needed more than one because "they were doing battle." #$&*(#@*%&$%*(*(@#&$ DON'T EVEN TRY TO ENCOURAGE ME TO PICK UP THE STITCHES AGAIN - I WON'T DO IT!
Plus, I have to drive by this development crap every day (used to be deep forest):

And I'm out of coffee.
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I am pausing all projects (fun kool-aid socks included) until these choco-socks are finished and Big K is wearing them - I don't care if it's 90 and humid - he's wearing them. I will reign supreme over the choco-socks. I will conquer and destroy.