Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Knitting Hell


Have you ever had that feeling that something is laughing at you. Not someone, but something.

A sweater can laugh at you.

Yes, it can. And its hideous name is EZ Surprise Baby Sweater and I am in knitting purgatory. My situation is looking dismal since speaking out against the remarkable and talented Elizabeth Zimmermann is blasphemous.


Pray for me.


PS. Erica got it! The movie knitting scene is from Slapshot. HA HAHA HAAAAA!

Baby Reds

Baby Radishes
Baby Beet
Knitting trivia (f0r Debbie and anyone else who might enjoy): Can you name this movie?

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

He's back. . .

. . . and how I've missed my little friend. You know? He doesn't have a name and I think it's high time that he did. He's the little bugger that prevents me from spraying my rose bush like hell. I'm too afraid I'll poison this guy who has made the thorny bush his unlikely home for the last few years.

Doesn't he seem to be smiling? Any good name ideas?

I have show off the first of my seeds to sprout. These tiny creatures are a salad mix - mesclun or something like that. . . they are smaller than my pinky nail. And so so pretty.

Last of the Lobelia

and the young rhubarb forest

and early strawberry potentialHappy Spring!

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

No offense . . .

. . . but I do. not. like. Elizabeth Zimmermann's Surprise Baby Sweater. It has been a surprising pain in the knitting arse. I should really just go back to socks.

ps. you really should visit some of my bloggy friends in Iceland. They are keeping us posted on the amazing happenings regarding the volcano. Harpa lives just south of the eruption and Icelandish is in Reykjavik (to the west of the eruption). Litla Skvis is also in Reykjavik.

oh, and that funny little knit/crochet thingy from a previous post was from 30 Rock.

Monday, April 19, 2010

Where have I been?

Here. On my farm. That's what I've been telling friends who have called saying, "Where have you been? You haven't called."

"Oh," I reply calmly, "I've been farming."

I'm going full-throttle this year on our little vegetable patch. My very sweet hubby bought a trailer full of dirt and built me a huge compost bin. We've graduated from our rolling plastic bin to a full-fledged compost bin next to the garden. The dog was able to get in and eat the egg shells and toast crusts, so there have been some adjustments.

Onions, lettuce, radishes, beets, carrots, peas and potatoes . . . in that order. It's orderly and clean and full of potential. Don't remind me that in August, the heat and bugs and weeds are so disgusting that I pretend I don't have a garden anymore. Last year, I actually told my mother-in-law that those tall weeds there covering two thirds of my garden was all part of my master plan to let the soil mellow for a season. Oh, lord. The lies. The terrible lies. The truth is . . . the mosquitoes, spiders, toads and bees launch a 'Shock and Awe' campaign that leaves me helpless - sitting on my porch sipping lemonade - raising my fist to the sky and cursing the very idea of kitchen gardens.

But for now. It is springtime. And springtime is the time for the perennial birth of hope. And that means I put down the wool and needles and start digging - no matter what the outcome. Because maybe, just maybe this time, I'll finish the summer as the victor.

Or maybe I'll just make some lemonade and let nature take it's course.

Either way.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Howdy from Texas

Hi all! I'm down in Dallas, TX visiting my best buddy who moved here last summer. I brought my knitting - I frogged and restarted my EZ Surprise Baby Sweater. Third times a charm . . . I hope. It's too hot to knit and I'm having too much fun drinking coffee until it's time to drink wine and catching up with my beautiful friend and her family.

Here are some of my first images of Texas.
(Texas sized frog was about the size of a football)

(texas-sized car accident - unbelievably, no one was killed!)

(a "registered" Texan)
Texas-sized house
Texas sized blooms.

And we're off to the Fort Worth art fair. Stay tuned.....

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

This one's for you...

This is for my friend out east at Live and Let Learn, who likes to stump us with scenes of knitting from various movies. I was up watching one of my favorite shows on Netflix and looky what I found!
Cheeky bastards crocheted the thing and want us to believe it's been knit.

hee hee hee (it's for his grandma)

Monday, April 5, 2010

Where have I been?

Where have I been? Oh, I don't know. Around. Nowhere in particular. I was knitting like a fiend but found that I goofed on my EZ surprise baby sweater. Now I'm disheartened and I'm not sure what I'm going to do.

In the meantime . . .

dying eggs

looking for eggs.
finding loot

And to top off the weekend - we rented Monty Python and the Holy Grail and we're just about to sit down and enjoy. Maybe I should pull out that baby sweater. Maybe...

What have you been up to?